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12
Aug

Observations from Cracker Barrel – Part 1

After working 10 straight hours at Pizza Hut, I was dead on my feet. It was over 100 degrees outside and the inside temperature in the kitchen was 89 degrees. Most of the fatigue came from simply standing. You stand up washing dishes, folding boxes, cutting pizzas and making sauce. I learned when I spent a summer in Spain that my body can’t handle standing for more than a hour. My back begins to stiffen and it just makes me miserable. It is not excruciating pain but just enough to be annoying and constant.

Cracker Barrel Old Country StoreSince I was feeling in such a state, I decided I did not want to cook once I got home. Then the best idea in the world came to mind. Sadly, it was not a cure for cancer. It was two wonderful words, common in their singleness, but once married would make any normal man weep. Cracker Barrel. Country cooking as they call it. Some would say home-cooking. According to Wikipedia, it would also be classified as soul food. My mother is a good cook but she never made many of the foods you find at the Barrel. So I sat myself down to a glass of sweet tea, chicken fried chicken with sawmill gravy, mashed potatoes, fried okra, and some buttermilk biscuits.

I have heard people talk of comfort food. I cannot say that eating chicken fried chicken makes me think of home or lowers my stress. If I am stressed I am more likely to just eat a pint or two of Blue Bell or Häagen-Dazs. I would classify my meal as comfort food in that it makes me think of a simpler time and place. A slower pace of life. It also does remind me of family trips traveling back and forth between Alabama. We would usually stop at the Cracker Barrel in Meridian, Mississippi.

As I was thinking about these things, it occurred to me that there is more than comfort food. There are common everyday occurrences that make us think of that “perfect” day or just some time in our past when “things were right with the world.” I remember distinctly such a time. I was spending my summer in Culican, Mexico. I was staying with a family and the house was always full. However, one Saturday morning I awoke to find the house empty. That was not the only oddity of the day. It was also raining. It wasn’t a hard rain but it was not a drizzle. It was just a good rain. I sat in the silent house, listening to the rain and catching that faint scent of rain in the air. That instantly transported me back to my childhood. I would sit and watch the rain and then decide to go play in it.

The human mind is amazing. A simple sight, smell, taste, or sound can transport you instantly to another time and place. It is good to stop from the busyness of life and enjoy a simple meal and let it nourish your soul and not just your body.

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9
Aug

Unusual Preoccupations or Rituals

We all have our own “unusual preoccupations or rituals.” I often joke that I have OCD but none of my quirks stem from the need to offset anxiety. I just do them because I am odd. I noticed one such quirk this morning as I was getting dressed.

SocksIt is how I pick my socks. I have a drawer full of socks and they are not stored in any order. I simply dump the entire load of socks into a drawer. I have probably 20 pair of ankle high socks. Several pair are pushing five years old. They do not have holes but over the years the fabric has become very thin. I have about 10 pair of socks that are less than a year old. The fabric is much softer and they are not as dingy. The one easily distinguishing mark is that the newer socks have an orange stitching on the inside of the elastic band.

So every morning, I will dig through the entire drawer attempting to find two socks with orange stitching. When I am done, I also have a stack of reject socks. This process takes much longer on the mornings when I should have done laundry the day before. I end up with one acceptable sock and a pile of rejects. Now it would be unacceptable to mix the good sock with an old sock, so I drop the good sock and try to find two passable second-class socks.

Now good sense would tell me to either give away the old socks or throw them away so I would only have socks with orange stitching. But I don’t. I’m usually in a hurry in the mornings. When I get home in the evenings, I don’t think about my obsession . So until I do something about this situation, I know that tomorrow morning I will be standing over the same drawer looking for socks with orange stitching.

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6
Aug

Net Neutrality, Tubes, Dark Fiber and the 700Mhz Spectrum

The Internet is a series of tubesLet me first begin by briefly describing the debate over Net Neutrality.

Side A: The Major Telecommunication Companies and anyone else that has spent billions of dollars laying fiber and copper lines over which billions of bits of information flow every second. This group thinks that companies like Google, Netflix, Amazon and Apple should pay an Internet Toll for using their cables. From my understanding the toll would be based on the amount of data sent over the wires. For someone like Google, which owns YouTube and makes billions on Internet search, this toll would severely cut into their profits.

Side B: Companies like Google, Netflix, Amazon, and Apple think the wires should be open and free just like the highway infrastructure in the United States. Consumers and businesses alike are able to use the highways for personal use and commercial gain.

This story has been brewing for over a year and the remarks I will mention are from June 2006. A particular set of remarks by Senator Ted Stevens came to mind when I was attempting to explain to my mother how email worked over the network. The Internet being “a series of tubes.” I thought I’d share some of my comments about his statements and let you read and hear for yourself.

I first heard Senator Ted Steven’s remarks on Net Neutrality on This Week in Tech – Episode 60. They only played about 5 minutes of the original 11 minute recording of Senator Steven’s comments. Upon listening to his comments I agreed, and still agree with the hosts that he does not have a clear view of how technology works. As I have listened to the entire clip I have come away with a few more observations.

One, it is usually best to stop and think before speaking. From the sound of it, someone on the committee got him riled up and he proceeded to rant for 11 minutes without making any sense. Two, it’s an old proverb, “Better to be silent and to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.” Three, he seems to oscillate between the two viewpoints. He just does not make a strong argument either way. Four, this is pure speculation but listening to his comments, it feels like he is fighting for lobbyists and not the greater good of the people. In an unrelated case to Net Neutrality, Senator Stevens is under investigation by the FBI and the IRS.

In Senator Stevens’ defense, Llewellyn H. Rockwell, Jr. wrote an article titled, Senator Stevens is Not As Dumb as He Sounds, which discusses how Senator Stevens’ concepts are not too far off.

Oddly enough, while searching through my brother’s Flickr photos, I found this great illustration of Senator Stevens’ view of the Internet. Be sure to read the captions for a complete understanding of network connectivity.

Here are some of Senator Stevens’ comments, which originally appeared on Wired.com. I will interject some of my own comments. My comments will be in bold and Senator Stevens’ will be in italics.

I just the other day got, an Internet was sent by my staff at 10 o’clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?
Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the Internet commercially.

Ok, we have all sent an email to friends, family, or coworkers and it never arrived. It is not however because the Internet was clogged and needed a bottle of Drano Max. Bad cables, finicky servers, spam filters and a whole list of other reasons are to blame. Not clogged tubes.

So you want to talk about the consumer? Let’s talk about you and me. We use this Internet to communicate and we aren’t using it for commercial purposes.
We aren’t earning anything by going on that Internet. Now I’m not saying you have to or you want to discriminate against those people …

Apparently Senator Steven’s has not perused Ebay recently. There are tens of thousands of consumers using the Internet for commercial purposes. Granted, they are not using the amount of bandwidth of YouTube but Stevens’ argument is that there are just a few people using the Internet for commercial purposes. As someone that makes his living by developing web sites, I am earning money by “going on that Internet.”

They [companies like Google, Netflix, Amazon, & Apple] want to deliver vast amounts of information over the Internet. And again, the Internet is not something you just dump something on. It’s not a truck.
It’s a series of tubes.
And if you don’t understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.

Here lies the infamous quote. There is a Wikipedia article devoted to this quote. This is where Net Neutrality comes into play. The Telcos and some members of Congress want these Internet companies to pay a toll to use “the tubes.” What they don’t understand is this will destroy the model the Internet was founded on and it completely messes with a free market system. If Google has to start paying millions of dollars in tolls, YouTube and Gmail will no longer be free. Netflix will have to do away with their on-demand video downloads. Apple’s cash cow, Itunes, will shrivel and die. They will have to charge more for song downloads and people will just go back to piracy.

Now we have a separate Department of Defense Internet now, did you know that?
Do you know why?
Because they have to have theirs delivered immediately. They can’t afford getting delayed by other people.

I am not really sure why he threw the DOD into the mix but I’ll comment. The DOD has their separate network not because of a fear of hairy bits clogging the pipes. They have a separate network because they have classified documents they don’t want the public or foreign nations seeing.

So that is Net Neutrality in a nutshell and why we should not let the government muck with the Internet. In the end, Google may rule the world anyway. They have spent the last few years buying dark fiber around the country. Dark Fiber is fiber optic cabling that has been laid but is not in use. Many have speculated about Google’s intentions. To fuel the paranoia, in just the last few weeks, Google offered 4.6 billion dollars for the 700Mhz spectrum. This is where the old UHF stations reside. Many think that this is a reaction to the continued debate about Net Neutrality. If the Telcos want to charge for their tubes, then Google will just build their own network and give away wireless Internet access across the country.

If I could get on the Internet in most any place in the country and not have to pay Starbucks or some municipal airport for access, then Viva Google.

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22
Jul

Harvey the Wonder Hamster

I was driving back from Louisiana yesterday afternoon and listened to Buzz Out Loud. This particular episode was a retrospective because one of the hosts was leaving. So during the broadcast, they played a 4 minute montage of her random and bizarre comments. One happened to be a song about Harvey the Wonder Hamster. Enjoy.

Harvey the Wonder Hamster Mp3

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17
Jul

Cambodia – 2 Weeks Later

You would think that after the number of mission trips I have taken over the last decade or so that I would have developed immunity to the post-mission depression. Every time I have come back from a trip, I have a period of a few weeks that I alternate between wanting to go back and fighting apathy with what is going on at home. The hardest is when I have gone with a group of friends. Our relationships have deepened because of that experience. Then I return home to my empty apartment and nothing feels right. I long for that deep sense of community and fellowship.

A great friend of mine once gave me some insight into this condition. He told me that when you have an experience like this, that is just a glimpse into the joy and fellowship that we will find in heaven. Therefore, when we return to our mundane routines, we long to return to that experience. However, as he also pointed out, that is not reality. What I mean to say is, that is our mountain top experience. We cannot build tabernacles and remain there. We must come back down to the broken and at times mundane valley.

I am still learning how to take what I have experienced on the mountain. It should energize me for the return to the valley. There are also times when the experience gives me perspective as I struggle through the bogs of life. However, most times the overwhelming feelings fade along with the incredible memories of the trip. I allow life to dull those memories in my mind and it feels as though I have spent my entire life in the valley.

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30
Apr

It’s 2am and I’m writing this instead of finishing a paper or going to sleep.

I really don’t know what’s wrong with me. When I should have been finishing my last paper of the semester I was writing code for a web page I have been working on in my free time. I wish I could find that magic bullet that would allow me to take the passion and drive I have for programming and instantly redirect that energy into other areas of my life. Plus my sleep schedule doesn’t help. I generally sleep till 8 or 9am and then stay up till 1-2am. Only problem with that is when you have class or a job that wants you there at 8.
Basically there just are not enough hours in the day to get all the things done I have and my brain has shut down from overload. The only time I get to slow down and truly process everything from my week is when I’m asleep. Having mental overload can make for some very interesting dreams. I would slow down but unfortunately I have to work in order to pay bills and for school.
Well it can’t last forever. That’s about all that is pulling me through right now. Things will change. They always do, I just don’t know when.

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18
Sep

Kids are funny.

As a pizza delivery guy, I have come across a lot of interesting things.  Some people have no problem answering the door in their underwear.  Well, I do.  Please for the love of all things holy and right, do not, under any circumstances, ever, ever answer the door in your underwear.  This one guy had to top that though.  He answered the door in his underwear, with his last name tattooed across his pot-belly and he was smoking a peace pipe.  I doubt it was tobacco but it looked just like all the peace pipes you would see in those old westerns.

Sorry, chased a rabbit there.  Back to the subject at hand.  Kids are great.  Some will go ballistic when they see the pizza guy.  Some will just start talking to you like they've known you for years.  This weekend, this one kid started telling me about how he was losing his tooth and how he couldn't get it to come out.  Or they'll tell you they love dinosaurs and Scooby-Doo.

I also love to watch people.  Not like stalking but just observing them.  Take the kid with the loose tooth.  While I was at the door, his dad drove up the driveway.  He and his sister's eyes light up and they just sprinted to his truck.  I just watched them stand on the running board hanging onto the door just talking to their dad and him asking them about their day.

The next morning I was driving through another neighborhood and saw a father coming home walking up the sidewalk.  He had his arms opened just walking toward the house.  His kids then saw him and just ran to his open arms.

I'm not going to draw any conclusions or make any analogies or allegories.  I'll just let these events mean to you want you want them to. 

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8
Aug

Optimus Prime in China

This is just funny.  The guys write up is pretty good.

http://www.karateparty.org/content/view/387/37/

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